I Asked, “What Is Football to You?” He Said, “Just Some Men Running Around with a Small Ball”
I once asked someone a very simple question out of curiosity: "What does football mean to you?" I was expecting a poetic answer, maybe something emotional like, "Football is life." "Football is passion, the beautiful game, an identity, community, and 90 minutes of pure emotion." Instead, the guy just looked at me and said: "It's just some men chasing around a small ball." I have not recovered. He wasn't a football fan! My friend had casually reduced football, a sport capable of ruining friendships, starting arguments at family dinners, and keeping millions of people awake at night to "some men running around with a small ball." I wanted to argue; explain the history, the tactics, the rivalries, the heartbreak, the late winners, the controversial refereeing decisions, and the strange ability of a football match to turn perfectly normal adults into people shouting at their television. But then I thought about it. Technically… he ...